Beat Sanjaya

10 He is about to sign a contract with Herbal Essences to display his hair
9 It’s time to go back to High School
8 Bollywood needs him as an entertainer
7 All the teenage girls are spending too much time watching idol
6 There are already enough girls in the Final 11.
5 There is room available at the Neverland Ranch
4 Sweet 16 is supposed to be about basketball
3 We are tired of Simon being nice because he feels sorry for him
2 His voice is a higher pitch than Kelly Pickler
1 I need more time to focus on my bracket and not hear about Sanjaya!

Only 3 more days ’til we have freedom!  Hey, great site but where is the top 10?